things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So much rum. So many feels.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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