Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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