They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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