spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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