This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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