Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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