a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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