no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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