all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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