STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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