Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I can feel your judgement through the phone
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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