just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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