Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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