Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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