I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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