you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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