Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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