she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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