Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
our cab driver is having phone sex.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm just crazy horny about you
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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