There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Randomize
