we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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