There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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