You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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