We should be called the Road Head Warriors
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize