Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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