You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
What a dumb baby whore.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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