:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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