why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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