I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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