I love watching others lives come down to our level.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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