You work out of a Hotel?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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