I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
worst night to have a conscience
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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