I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
