I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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