A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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