somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize
