Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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