i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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