real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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