she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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