i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
When are your genitals available?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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