I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
only if we run a train.
done.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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