Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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