i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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