Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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