i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
there is glitter all over my balls
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