I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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