i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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