yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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