As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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