Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
love makes seman taste better
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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