FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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