FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
